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I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous

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If Monday had a face... I would punch it. Anonymous

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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. Anonymous

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I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. Anonymous

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I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge. Anonymous

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Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. Anonymous

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I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous

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Smiles are contagious... be a carrier. Anonymous

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To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.

Reba McEntire

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Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing! Anonymous

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Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over. Anonymous

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It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous

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I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money! Anonymous

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Please cancel my subscription to your issues. Anonymous

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I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes. Anonymous

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