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Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? Anonymous

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Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you. Anonymous

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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous

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Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. Anonymous

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There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous

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I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Anonymous

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I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous

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Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. Anonymous

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I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous

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My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street. Anonymous

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If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Top 100

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Anonymous

Statements Top 100

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous

Work Quotes

I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous

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I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. Anonymous

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