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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous

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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. Anonymous

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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous

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Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. Anonymous

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I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. Anonymous

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My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty. Anonymous

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Life is too short to worry about matching socks. Anonymous

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I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Anonymous

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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. Anonymous

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Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it? Anonymous

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True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true. Anonymous

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Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous

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Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous

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What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out. Anonymous

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Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going. Anonymous

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