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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous

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Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? Anonymous

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Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. Anonymous

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Life is always rocky when you're a gem. Anonymous

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I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude. Anonymous

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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous

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Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test. Anonymous

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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. Anonymous

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I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous

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My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous

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I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. Anonymous

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I wish my wallet came with free refills. Anonymous

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I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous

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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous

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Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer. Anonymous

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