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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous

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Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.

Jade Lebea

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As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Tom Goins

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I noticed you are not noticing me. Anonymous

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I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup. Anonymous

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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog. Anonymous

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My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous

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Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making. Anonymous

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My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous

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I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg. Anonymous

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I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous

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The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. Anonymous

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How was the dog's day? Ruff. Anonymous

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My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. Anonymous

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I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people. Anonymous

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