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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on T.V. Anonymous

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On February 2nd the palm tree checked, and it saw its shadow... six more weeks of sunshine. Anonymous

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Trees.. they're all bark and no bite. Anonymous

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I hate math... but I love counting money. Anonymous

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane? Anonymous

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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Anonymous

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How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. Anonymous

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I'm not even going to look for it any more. Anonymous

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it. Anonymous

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Don't rush me, I'm still deciding whether I'll be productive or not today! Anonymous

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'I'll call you right back.' Translation: Enjoy the rest of your day. Anonymous

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Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Anonymous

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist. Anonymous

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When I get to work, I always hide first... because a good worker is always hard to find. Anonymous

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I don't know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours. Anonymous

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