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I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable. Anonymous

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My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own. Anonymous

Moments Short Quotes

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you. Anonymous

Moments Short Quotes

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Anonymous

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Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Never ask a starfish for directions. Anonymous

Never Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

When nothing is going right, go left. Anonymous

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Friend Quotes Short Quotes

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous

Phone Questions Short Quotes

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous

Love Quotes

I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." Anonymous

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A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous

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Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Top 100

Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. Anonymous

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