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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. Anonymous

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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous

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Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. Anonymous

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If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need. Anonymous

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As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. Anonymous

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Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous

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Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous

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If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous

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Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous

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Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous

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Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you. Anonymous

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I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode. Anonymous

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I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous

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You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous

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I love you forever... but I can't live that long. Anonymous

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