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If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible? Anonymous

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I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous

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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous

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Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers. Anonymous

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Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. Anonymous

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Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. Anonymous

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I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous

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Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill. Anonymous

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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. Anonymous

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous

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My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous

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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous

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The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. Anonymous

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