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Stop crying, Monday will be over soon. Anonymous

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A day without coffee is like something without something. Anonymous

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I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous

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Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous

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Life is too short to remove USB safely. Anonymous

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Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake. Anonymous

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Age only matters if you are a cheese. Anonymous

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If only common sense were more common. Anonymous

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Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. Anonymous

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Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text. Anonymous

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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous

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I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem. Anonymous

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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous

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I'm a ninja! No you're not. Did you see that? See what? Exactly! Anonymous

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I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. Anonymous

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