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With great power comes an even greater electricity bill. Anonymous

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My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous

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Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. Anonymous

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Out of my mind! Back in five minutes. Anonymous

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The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. Anonymous

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My imaginary friend thinks he has problems. Anonymous

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Smile while you still have teeth. Anonymous

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We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous

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A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys. Anonymous

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If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong. Anonymous

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I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous

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Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework. Anonymous

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Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too. Anonymous

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My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. Anonymous

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Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous

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