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Don't wake me up! I'm studying. Anonymous

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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. Sam Levenson

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Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous

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If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. Anonymous

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Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous

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The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.

Bill Waterson

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Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous

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There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous

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Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly. Anonymous

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I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. Anonymous

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But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless. Anonymous

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I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous

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When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous

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Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous

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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. Anonymous

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