Latest Funny Quotes

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy. Anonymous

Life Quotes

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year. Anonymous

Life Quotes Top 100

The decision to decide is a decision in itself.

Full House

Sayings Short Quotes

A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle. Anonymous

Animals Short Quotes

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous

Work Quotes

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking Short Quotes

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Statements

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous

Short Quotes TV Quotes Work Quotes

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Friend Quotes Good Quotes

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.. Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set. Anonymous

Short Quotes Think Quotes

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

Famous Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous

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