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If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed. Anonymous

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous

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A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart. Anonymous

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The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous

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I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it. Anonymous

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Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie. Anonymous

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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous

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Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place." Anonymous

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I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck! Anonymous

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen

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You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright

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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous

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I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down. Anonymous

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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

Ogden Nash

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

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