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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa

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It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns

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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. Frank Zappa

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Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? Anonymous

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If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling. Anonymous

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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? Anonymous

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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns

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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous

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Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Drew Carey

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If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous

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When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you. Anonymous

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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long. Anonymous

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A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me? Anonymous

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Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous

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