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Chocolate is the best investment, you buy a 7oz bar and you gain 2lbs. Anonymous

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Anonymous

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Anonymous

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Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous

True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet. Anonymous

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When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer... Anonymous

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One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous

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My kid asked me why a corn field is not full of popcorn after a lightning strike. I don't know either. Anonymous

When I see someone wearing a pink shirt I'm like, What are you hunting? Flamingos? Anonymous

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Anonymous

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Anonymous

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Apparently "Spite" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?" Anonymous

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet. Anonymous

Life Quotes

I'm done looking for good physical appearances, I'm now looking for someone beautiful on the inside. Have your x-rays ready. Anonymous

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