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He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!" Anonymous

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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous

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What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous

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How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous

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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous

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In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying. Anonymous

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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed. Anonymous

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"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ? Anonymous

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Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous

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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous

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They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves. Anonymous

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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous

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I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous

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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time... Anonymous

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If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous

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