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He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"
Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Anonymous
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
Anonymous
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
Anonymous
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
Anonymous
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Anonymous