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I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous

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You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!' Anonymous

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I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous

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Don't press your luck, you might pop it. Anonymous

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How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target. Anonymous

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Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! Anonymous

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One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous

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I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa

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It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up. Anonymous

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous

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What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!" Anonymous

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I feel the best when I am happy. Anonymous

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People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous

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What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down. Anonymous

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The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. Anonymous

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