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Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Anonymous

Life Quotes Moments Top 100

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. Anonymous

Short Quotes Wise Quotes

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous

Moments Sleep Quotes Top 100

Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. Anonymous

Eat Quotes

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you. Anonymous

Short Quotes Wise Quotes

I can't wait for that to never happen. Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes Wise Quotes

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long! Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous

Know Quotes Sayings Top 100

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. Anonymous

Love Quotes Marriage Quotes

Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous

Love Quotes Stupid Quotes

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous

Know Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous

Computers Good Quotes Life Quotes

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100 Work Quotes

When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window. Anonymous

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