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A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. Anonymous

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In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous

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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Anonymous

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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous

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Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. Anonymous

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Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous

Life Quotes Time Quotes

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous

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In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. Anonymous

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When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it. Anonymous

Analogies Sayings Top 100

Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes

Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous

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What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking Questions

You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong. Anonymous

Know Quotes Sayings

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. Anonymous

Facebook Life Quotes Sayings

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members. Anonymous

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