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Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. Anonymous

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If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

David Letterman

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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz

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The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous

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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous

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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous

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Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous

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I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. Anonymous

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The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra

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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright

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I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. Anonymous

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. Anonymous

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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous

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Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already. Anonymous

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