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We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett

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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ? - George Carlin
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ? George Carlin
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. Benjamin Franklin
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
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The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
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There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Jim Carey

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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry
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When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. Sigmund Freud
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The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso

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Genius without education is like silver in the mine. Benjamin Franklin
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees

David Letterman

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