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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Maryon Pearson

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Anonymous

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge Anonymous

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Anonymous

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Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous

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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous

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Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

Naked Gun (Movie)

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? Anonymous

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Ronnie Shakes

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