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When there's a will, I want to be in it. Anonymous

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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Paul Fix

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

George W. Bush

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous

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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. Anonymous

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There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.

Morgan Wallace

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous

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You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous

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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Albert King

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen

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