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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Alison Boulter

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Anonymous

Man Quotes Questions

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. Anonymous

Analogies Money Quotes

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

Simpsons

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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein

Famous Quotes Love Quotes People Quotes

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz

Life Quotes Never Quotes Short Quotes

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Anonymous

Analogies Sleep Quotes Top 100

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. Anonymous

Drinking

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous

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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous

Sayings Top 100

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous

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