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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Charles M. Schulz
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Edgar Bergen

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
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Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.

Salvador Dali

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
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If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
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Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! - Anonymous
Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! Anonymous
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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

John Peer

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You never run out of things that can go wrong. - Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams
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Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous
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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
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You can trust your dog to guard your house.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous
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