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A list of senseless quotations that are dumb and extremely amusing. Even the most naive person can say something really funny.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous
People Quotes Questions Short Quotes
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! - Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
Short Quotes
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

Simpsons

Work Quotes
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips

Computers Short Quotes
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. - Anonymous
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
Short Quotes
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Ronnie Shakes

Sayings
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
Questions
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. - Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
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Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. - Anonymous
Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. Anonymous
Short Quotes
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Famous Quotes Short Quotes Top 100
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. Anonymous
Short Quotes Top 100
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. - Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Anonymous
Money Quotes
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
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