Top 100 Funny Quotes
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Anonymous
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Anonymous
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