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Beginner pilot rules:
1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.
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1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.
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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
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What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
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If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
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I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
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