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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous
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Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. - Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean...
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
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If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them. Anonymous
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When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich. - Violet Matters
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. - Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
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There's nothing better than good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous
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Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
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Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. - Sam Levenson
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. Sam Levenson
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Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake. Anonymous
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Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. - Anonymous
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. - Anonymous
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. Anonymous
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