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Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making. Anonymous
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Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. - Anonymous
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. Anonymous
Sayings
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. - Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous
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Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. - Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
Friend Quotes Know Quotes
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. - Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
Know Quotes Sayings Stupid Quotes
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. - Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. Anonymous
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. - Anonymous
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Lazy Quotes
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. - Anonymous
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Top 100
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. - Anonymous
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. - Anonymous
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous
Life Quotes
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. - Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous
Sayings Top 100 Wise Quotes
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients. - Anonymous
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. - Anonymous
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. Anonymous
Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. - Anonymous
It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate. - Anonymous
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate. Anonymous
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