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Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out. Anonymous
Good morning self-isolation inmates! Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs? - Anonymous
Good morning self-isolation inmates! Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs? Anonymous
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If you were wondering about my culinary skills... I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gatherings. Anonymous
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. - Anonymous
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. Anonymous
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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away. Anonymous
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I think my soulmate might be carbs. Anonymous
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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn't taste as good as you expected. Anonymous
Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Anonymous
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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same! Anonymous
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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I'm hungry again. Anonymous
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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Anonymous
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One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Anonymous
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Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Anonymous
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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on T.V. Anonymous
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