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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. - Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Anonymous
I already want to take a nap tomorrow. - Anonymous
I already want to take a nap tomorrow. Anonymous
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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. - Anonymous
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. Anonymous
Internet
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. Anonymous
Short Quotes Think Quotes
I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep. Anonymous
Work Quotes
People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there. Anonymous
Sayings
Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year's? Now we're old and cursing because we're staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. Anonymous
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes
People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. Anonymous
Short Quotes
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. - Anonymous
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding." Anonymous
Moments
Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it's time to fall asleep. Anonymous
Short Quotes
My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can't fall asleep. Anonymous
Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous
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