Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Anonymous
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Anonymous
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.
Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
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