Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Anonymous
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
Anonymous
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
Anonymous
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Anonymous
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
Anonymous