Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous