Top 100 Funny Quotes
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
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