Top 100 Funny Quotes
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Groucho Marx
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Anonymous
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Anonymous
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
Anonymous
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