Top 100 Funny Quotes
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Anonymous
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Anonymous
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