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Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
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Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
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I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
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Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
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