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I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. Anonymous
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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. - Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
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Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. - Anonymous
Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. Anonymous
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I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature. Anonymous
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It's really complicated to make something simple.
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated. Anonymous
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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying. Anonymous
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Anonymous
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God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
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I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. - Anonymous
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Anonymous
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If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor. - Anonymous
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor. Anonymous
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I'm staying up past midnight this New Year's eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. - Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
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I couldn't work today because I had an eye problem.. I simply couldn't see myself working today. Anonymous
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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. - Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them. - Anonymous
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them. Anonymous
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