Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.
Anonymous
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
Anonymous
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
Anonymous
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
Anonymous