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Happiness is eating an entire pizza in front of a friend who's on a diet.

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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days. Anonymous
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous
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I feel the best when I am happy.
I feel the best when I am happy. Anonymous
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Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! Anonymous
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The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous
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I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. - Anonymous
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But when you fart just one time...
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time... Anonymous
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