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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
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Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
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I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."
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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
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When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
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