Author List

A. Whitney Brown - American Comedian

Alan Dundes  N/A

Albert Einstein - German Physicist

Albert King - American Blues Guitarist

Alison Boulter - N/A N/A

Anonymous - Unkown Unkown

Arnold Schwarzenegger - German Bodybuilder, Actor

Art Buchwald - American Humorist

Benjamin Franklin - America Founding Father

Bernard Bailey - American Author

Bill Gullickson - American Major League Baseball Pitcher

Bill McGlashen - American N/A

Bill Waterson  N/A

Brian O'Driscoll - Athlete Irish

Charles M. Schulz - American Cartoonist

Clinton Thomas - NA NA

CoolFunnyQuotes.com - Canadian Website

Dave Barry - American Author

David Letterman - American Comedian

Douglas Adams - English Writer

Dr. Milton Erickson - American Psychiatrist

Drew Carey - American Actor

Edgar Bergen - American Actor

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law) - American Aerospace Engineer

Emo Philips - American Entertainer

Eric Morecambe - English Comedian

Erma Bombeck - American Humorist

Frank Sinatra - American Singer and Film Actor

Frank Zappa - American Guitarist

Fred Allen - American Comedian

Full House - American TV Show

George Burns - American Comedian

George Carlin - American Comedian

George W. Bush - American 43rd U.S. President

Groucho Marx - American Comedian

Helen Giangregorio - N/A N/A

Helen Rowland - American Humorist

Henny Youngman - British-American Comedian

Henry Louis Mencken - German/American Journalist

Jack Adams - Canadian Ice Hockey Player

Jack Handey - American Humorist

Jacques Deval - French Playwright

Jade Lebea - N/A N/A

Jerry Garcia - American Musician

Jim Carey - American Actor

Joey Adams - American Comedian

John Gotti - American Mobster

John Peer - N/A N/A

June Henderson - N/A N/A

Katherine Gaskin - N/A N/A

Kevin Garnett - American Basketball Player

Lily Tomlin - American Actress

Louis Hector Berlioz - French Composer

Marilyn Monroe - American Actress

Mark Twain - American Author, Humorist

Mary Bly  Author

Maryon Pearson - N/A N/A

Melanie Griffith - American Actress

Morgan Wallace - American Actor

Naked Gun (Movie) - American Movie

Nicole Richie  N/A

Ogden Nash - American Poet

Oscar Wilde - Irish Writer

P.D. East - N/A N/A

Pablo Picasso - Spanish Painter

Paddy O'Dea - N/A N/A

Paul Fix - American Film Character

Reba McEntire - American Singer

Rita Mae Brown - American Writer

Rita Rudner - American Comedian

Robert Bloch - American Writer

Robert Frost - American Poet

Robert Kiyosaki - American Author

Ronnie Shakes - American Comedian

Salvador Dali - Spanish Painter

Sam Levenson - American Humorist

Savannah Highnote - NA NA

Sigmund Freud - Austrian Neurologist

Simpsons - TV Cartoon

Socrates - Greek Philosopher

Sophie Kinsella - English Writer

Steven Alexander Wright - American Comedian

Tom Goins - N/A N/A

Violet Matters - NA NA

Walter Bagehot - British Businessman

William Charles Dement - American Sleep Researcher

Winston Churchill - British Politician

Woody Allen - American Screenwriter