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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

Jacques Deval

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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
Funny Tree Quotes People Quotes
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous
Eat Quotes
You can teach a cat to do...
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do. Anonymous
Cat Quotes Short Quotes
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. - Anonymous
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
Short Quotes
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog. Anonymous
Dog Quotes Sayings Statements
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. - Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. - Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Anonymous
Know Quotes Love Quotes
It was me, I let the dogs out. - Anonymous
It was me, I let the dogs out. Anonymous
Dog Quotes Short Quotes Top 100
A new kitten will turn your house upside down and at the same time make everything seem right. Anonymous
Cat Quotes
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. Anonymous
Top 100 Witty Quotes
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. Anonymous
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees

David Letterman

Funny Tree Quotes Stupid Quotes
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? Anonymous
Dog Quotes
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
 Anonymous
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