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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Paddy O'Dea

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Simpsons

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Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Love Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. - Anonymous
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed. Anonymous
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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
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I am too lazy to be lazy.
I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. - Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. - Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
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I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? - Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
People Quotes Questions Short Quotes
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode. - Anonymous
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode. Anonymous
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Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. - Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
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My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. - Anonymous
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. Anonymous
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