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One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. - Charles M. Schulz
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Simpsons

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... - Steven Alexander Wright
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Louis Hector Berlioz

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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement

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The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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Growing up is amazing, until you get old! Anonymous
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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. - Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
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