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All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Stupid Quotes
Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.

Salvador Dali

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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. - Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
Witty Quotes
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

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Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry
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