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You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. Anonymous

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt. Anonymous

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What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous

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If computers are built with chips, how come we can't eat them? CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Anonymous

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Anonymous

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I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear. Anonymous

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My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. Anonymous

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Happiness is a long walk, with a dog. Anonymous

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A new kitten will turn your house upside down and at the same time make everything seem right. Anonymous

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Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it's necessary. Anonymous

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When I say "Good night," I'm just sending you off to bed, I'm not going to sleep! Anonymous

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Yawning is the body's way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining. Anonymous

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house. Anonymous

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